To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
Prieš porą savaičių ieškojau gerų haiku tekstų ir netyčia aptikau puslapį, kurį žinojau jau prieš keletą metų. Juokingi ir raminantys haiku, originaliai skirti Sony Vaio kompiuteriuose pakeisti nieko nesakančius Microsoft klaidų pranešimus.
Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been, until now, an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry."
Kai kurie iš jų iš tikrųjų užkabina kaip tikri haiku eilėraščiai.
Dabar tiesiog nutariau pasiteršti ir sudėti čia labiausiai patikusius "pranešimus", kad turėčiau po ranka. Šaltinis su daugiau pavyzdžių - čia.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
-- David Dixon
I'm sorry, there's -- um --
insufficient -- what's-it-called?
The term eludes me ...
-- Owen Mathews
Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
-- Pat Davis
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
-- David J. Liszewski
Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
-- Charlie Gibbs
Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
-- Rik Jespersen
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
-- Suzie Wagner
Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
-- Jason Axley
wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
-- Nick Sweeney
ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
-- Mike Hagler
First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
-- Simon Firth
With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
-- Howard Korder
The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
-- Joy Rothke
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
-- Margaret Segall
To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
-- Brian M. Porter
You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
-- Cass Whittington
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
-- Francis Heaney
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
-- Judy Birmingham
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
-- Craig Smith
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