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Haiku

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy

Prieš porą savaičių ieškojau gerų haiku tekstų ir netyčia aptikau puslapį, kurį žinojau jau prieš keletą metų. Juokingi ir raminantys haiku, originaliai skirti Sony Vaio kompiuteriuose pakeisti nieko nesakančius Microsoft klaidų pranešimus.
Sony's chairman Asai Tawara said, "We intend to capture the high ground by putting a human, Japanese face on what has been, until now, an operating system that reflects Western cultural hegemony. For example, we have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with our own Japanese haiku poetry."

Kai kurie iš jų iš tikrųjų užkabina kaip tikri haiku eilėraščiai.
Dabar tiesiog nutariau pasiteršti ir sudėti čia labiausiai patikusius "pranešimus", kad turėčiau po ranka. Šaltinis su daugiau pavyzdžių - čia.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
-- David Dixon

I'm sorry, there's -- um --
insufficient -- what's-it-called?
The term eludes me ...
-- Owen Mathews

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?
-- Pat Davis

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
-- David J. Liszewski

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.
-- Charlie Gibbs

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.
-- Rik Jespersen

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
-- Suzie Wagner

Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.
-- Jason Axley

wind catches lily
scatt'ring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault
-- Nick Sweeney

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
-- Mike Hagler

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.
-- Simon Firth

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
-- Howard Korder

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
-- Joy Rothke

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
-- Margaret Segall

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy
-- Brian M. Porter

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
-- Cass Whittington

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
-- Francis Heaney

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
-- Judy Birmingham

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
-- Craig Smith

2 komentarai (-ų):

scania gti

2008 m. vasario 28 d. 20:38

Sužavėjo! :)

GeorginA

2019 m. birželio 19 d. 23:49

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